The Tombstone Inc. - Various Posters around the City.

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The Tombstone Inc. - Various Posters around the City.

Post by Eldiros on Sun Mar 01, 2015 8:05 am

*These posters are to be found all over the districts of Stormwind City, hanging by walls in Alleys and taverns. It would seem the advertisers have been busy.*

PROBLEMS WITH FUNERAL ARRANGEMENTS?
NOT ANYMORE!


When a friend passes away, it is always a tragedy. The Tombstone Inc. takes great pride in the management and administration of funeral arrangements. Are you looking for a swift and efficient burial process of a dearly beloved? A special quality to that Tombstone? Come to the Tombstone Inc for the best service in the business!

Contact us through the splendid Darkshire Mail, and experience the splendour of real Gilnean handiwork!

- Ennius Nightshade, Co-owner of the Tombstone Inc..



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Post by Officer High Morale on Sun Mar 01, 2015 8:10 am

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Post by Skaraa on Sun Mar 01, 2015 9:05 am



This is how you should advertise yourselves.

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Post by Eve on Sun Mar 01, 2015 11:43 am

Someone appears to have been busy themselves tearing a majority of the posters down, and replacing it with their own.

There comes a time in everybody's life, when you wish that someone would hand you a tissue. The Last Bell funeral parlor are the ones to give you that tissue. For free. Really.

Why risk the probability of other funeral parlors in Duskwood, when everybody knows that's just a forumla for necromancy and other cultistry? With the Last Bell, you'll never accidently see your fallen loved one knocking on your door with a gaping wound on his head! We offer quick, cheap service that will ensure that your friend or family member is sent to their final rest with smooth pine coffins and the best headstones in Stormwind.

And, if you're still not convinced, we offer free cremation services!

Last Bell funeral parlor - we care. No. Really. We do.

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Post by Tyil on Sun Mar 01, 2015 2:24 pm

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Fantastic.

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Post by Eve on Mon Mar 02, 2015 3:53 pm

Eve wrote:Someone appears to have been busy themselves tearing a majority of the posters down, and replacing it with their own.

There comes a time in everybody's life, when you wish that someone would hand you a tissue. The Last Bell funeral parlor are the ones to give you that tissue. For free. Really.

Why risk the probability of other funeral parlors in Duskwood, when everybody knows that's just a forumla for necromancy and other cultistry? With the Last Bell, you'll never accidently see your fallen loved one knocking on your door with a gaping wound on his head! We offer quick, cheap service that will ensure that your friend or family member is sent to their final rest with smooth pine coffins and the best headstones in Stormwind.

And, if you're still not convinced, we offer free cremation services!

Last Bell funeral parlor - we care. No. Really. We do.

These posters have been torn down.

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Evelynn "Eve" Spiker - Undertaker and Part-Time Cultist
Cyreas Crone - Local Idiot
Jullianne Harrison - Frost Mage and Anti-Social Surgeon
Abriana Dyers - Scout and Cat-Lady
Ardu "Freckles" Sherwood - Tracker and Marksman
Samantha "Sam" Redwell - Coming Soon


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