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Suitable Slave.

Post by Harry Z Rotter on Sun Jun 01, 2014 4:44 am

Greetings,

Today I'm glad to approach you all with an exciting slave opening down at Harry Rotter's Dirty Den Of Delicious Debauchery (DDoDD).

Potential candidates will be interviewed by my wondrous self on certain attributes, including lack of presentable morals, the 'gratitude in servitude' gradient and the ability to take a good thick oar paddle to the bottom cheek department now and again.

I'm an experienced subservient contractor and I consider myself truly unkind, tyrannical with occasional little manic episodes that can evolve into total mind blowing psychotic breaks from conceived reality, mostly all the characteristics of every single boss you've probably experienced in the past.

I can guarantee after several years of hard soul crushing labour you'll be able to fondly look upon your heavily scarred back, proud of every raised line you earned in my service.

So, what are you waiting for silly sausages!?  bounce 

Yours Sinisterly,

Harreth Rotter.

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Re: Suitable Slave.

Post by Skarain on Sun Jun 01, 2014 5:01 am

Spoiler:
AUUUGHHH!!! affraid IS THIS THE BEGINNING OF THE INVASION OF FORUM-HEROES?!

I thought you did not roleplay? scratch

Can you get your profile picture copied from Realm Forums into these? It is simply not the same without the sight of your broken jaw, bald head with... weird hair-things to the side and your fabulous robes.

On topic: Afraid i am busy with the characters i already have, nor is none of my already existing ones exactly suitable for such a role. Good luck with your...erm...search regardless.

ps: Write a book Harry?

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Re: Suitable Slave.

Post by erwtenpeller on Sun Jun 01, 2014 5:06 am

You are an incredibly funny writer, harry. <3

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Re: Suitable Slave.

Post by Harry Z Rotter on Sun Jun 01, 2014 5:15 am

I think I may of got the wrong website Skarain? I'm just looking for a slave, preferably one that looks good in my mother's frock.

I'm not roleplaying a game character, that simply isn't allowed under 'house rules'. To circumvent particular laws today I'm roleplaying a roleplayer.

 cheers 

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Re: Suitable Slave.

Post by Skarain on Sun Jun 01, 2014 5:28 am

roleplaying a roleplayer.
...Madness!

Not that i mind.

Carry on!

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