One. Two. Three. Fooouu... Hmm.. Someone is missing...

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One. Two. Three. Fooouu... Hmm.. Someone is missing...

Post by Helmut on Fri Jul 19, 2013 4:35 pm

Me...! Why me?! What have I done to deserve this? Stupid hand... NO! Its not a stupid hand! My hand is wonderful! A beautiful, wonderful hand! Its not my fault that its stuck! Its that stupid Alliance troop who atracked while I was spying! I was doing my job! Gathering information and what do they do?! They mortar the damn place! And not even the place, the very spot where I am hiding! If I get my hands on the one who ordered that attack I will personally put a mortar up his ass! And why do they aim for that spot! You shoot mortars on buildings, or TREES! But noooOOooo... You aim for a rock that a peon sat on! The blast opened up the ground and.. Fel.. I don't know how far down I am... And it does not seem like I will be getting out anytime soon... Damn it! I will have to eat my own hair again!

HEY! I have my dagger! I can just cut off this hand and make my way out, easy! NO...! Cutting off the hand is out of the question! I would rather die than to cut off the smoothest hand in the Eastern Kingdom! It has pleasured countless women over the years and will keep on its streak...! Well... It has mostly pleasured me, but still.. The hand stays!

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Damn... My pinkie itches...


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((Hey guys. During my vacation the powersocket in my laptop was broken and that means that I won't be able to go on WoW for some time, it seems. So Helmut will be unreachable on undecided time. This is a simple eplanation for those who wonder where he is. I hope I see you guys as soon as possible!))


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Post by Littlepip on Fri Jul 19, 2013 7:59 pm

Well, thats a way to go, can't wait to see if Helmut looses his arm or not and hope we see you again soon! .. We? Who is we?


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Post by Ralegh on Fri Jul 19, 2013 8:21 pm

((Oh god, i love Helmuts expression.
Get back soon!))

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Post by Iriel Silversong on Fri Jul 19, 2013 9:00 pm

Thorvald wrote:Well, thats a way to go, can't wait to see if Helmut looses his arm and not and hope we see you again soon! .. We? Who is we?


Not you? Razz

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Post by Littlepip on Fri Jul 19, 2013 10:58 pm

We do not understand.. You? We are not speaking about you! We are speaking of us! ... I think I will go sleep now before I grow any more insane..

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Post by Eve on Sat Jul 20, 2013 1:38 am

Thorvald wrote:We do not understand.. You? We are not speaking about you! We are speaking of us! ... I think I will go sleep now before I grow any more insane..

This is why we have bedtimes.

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Post by erwtenpeller on Sat Jul 20, 2013 1:55 am

Very Happy

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Post by Allonia_Miral on Sat Jul 20, 2013 3:18 am

Aww poor Helmut xD

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Post by Littlepip on Sat Jul 20, 2013 8:57 am

Hmm.. What will this one die of first.. Starvation, lack of air, Blood-loss, Lack of water, being eaten by spiders/worms/something something dark side.. I'm finally normal again.

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Post by Helmut on Sat Jul 20, 2013 9:16 am

Thorvald wrote:Hmm.. What will this one die of first.. Starvation, lack of air, Blood-loss, Lack of water, being eaten by spiders/worms/something something dark side.. I'm finally normal again.

AIDS... If I would ever kill off Helmut, it would be AIDS.

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Post by Eve on Sat Jul 20, 2013 10:12 am

Helmut wrote:
Thorvald wrote:Hmm.. What will this one die of first.. Starvation, lack of air, Blood-loss, Lack of water, being eaten by spiders/worms/something something dark side.. I'm finally normal again.

AIDS... If I would ever kill off Helmut, it would be AIDS.

Hot.

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Post by Charlie Blazesong on Sun Jul 21, 2013 4:36 am

He should take into consideration that Stig could probably make him a hand when you come back but then again. How long would it take before the hand would be operational?

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Post by Visceril on Thu Aug 01, 2013 3:41 am

Is that a hand emerging from the ground to the left of the fire?

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Post by Ixirar/Kavalis on Thu Aug 01, 2013 7:50 am

Visceril wrote:Is that a hand emerging from the ground to the left of the fire?

The fire is -in- the wrist. Look closely :p

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