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Post by Tahlrana on Sun Jun 16, 2013 8:12 am

OOC Note: So, wanted to do this for the holidays since I'm going to have time on my hands and all! My humour isn't great but I hope you enjoy it and hopefully the next issue won't be so serious. ^^

*You'd find children and adults alike selling these newspapers in stands around the city of Stormwind, calling out the headline.*

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Sorry about page 4 this week. The characteristics of a Dwarf were hard to get right and seeing as page 4 is supposed to be quite quick and sketchy I couldn't spend more time on it. Info on the Astral Rewards below!
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Re: [Newspaper] The Astral Review - Stormwind

Post by Azarth/Tyzai on Sun Jun 16, 2013 8:27 am

Awesome! And also hilarious.

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Re: [Newspaper] The Astral Review - Stormwind

Post by Rae Wulfgnar on Sun Jun 16, 2013 8:33 am

Really awesome, had a great laugh! I hope you keep it going! =D

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Re: [Newspaper] The Astral Review - Stormwind

Post by Bradley on Sun Jun 16, 2013 8:39 am

Brilliant.

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Re: [Newspaper] The Astral Review - Stormwind

Post by Lavian on Sun Jun 16, 2013 9:11 am

"Who is this mysterious girl: Cathee Norris"

Not so mysterious anymore!

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Re: [Newspaper] The Astral Review - Stormwind

Post by Tahlrana on Sun Jun 16, 2013 9:17 am

Idd. He's killing me for putting that in. Very Happy

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Re: [Newspaper] The Astral Review - Stormwind

Post by Sohan on Sun Jun 16, 2013 9:36 am

Love it! Very Happy

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Re: [Newspaper] The Astral Review - Stormwind

Post by siegmund on Sun Jun 16, 2013 9:49 am

Hah, funny, though i'm not in the mood to read it all.

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Re: [Newspaper] The Astral Review - Stormwind

Post by Axio on Sun Jun 16, 2013 9:54 am

Lord Ashford approves of McReginald's.

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Re: [Newspaper] The Astral Review - Stormwind

Post by Eve on Sun Jun 16, 2013 10:16 am

I love this more than anyone will ever know.
Also boobiesboobiesboobiesboobies

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Re: [Newspaper] The Astral Review - Stormwind

Post by Drustai on Sun Jun 16, 2013 10:56 am

Lavian Dawson wrote:"Who is this mysterious girl: Cathee Norris"

Not so mysterious anymore!

Arey won't be amused when she sees this.

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Re: [Newspaper] The Astral Review - Stormwind

Post by Feral / Blackfall on Sun Jun 16, 2013 10:59 am

I laughed quite hard at this Very Happy  Looking forward to seeing more!

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Re: [Newspaper] The Astral Review - Stormwind

Post by Samian/Bismack on Sun Jun 16, 2013 11:37 am


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Letter adressed to the Astral's review office:

Dear journalists, your newspaper is one of utter disgrace and disgust except for its last page. You are spreading lies and slander regarding the king's guard.

1. Stop printing more issues of your first magazine.
2. "Miss" Bob(?) Blue is to report herself to the first regiment on short notice. Failure to comply will not be tolerated.

Signed: Lt-Colonel B.B

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Re: [Newspaper] The Astral Review - Stormwind

Post by Tahlrana on Sun Jun 16, 2013 11:43 am

Haha, oh god! XD
Should be interesting.

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Re: [Newspaper] The Astral Review - Stormwind

Post by Skarain on Sun Jun 16, 2013 12:05 pm

Bismack gone angry!

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Re: [Newspaper] The Astral Review - Stormwind

Post by Tahlrana on Sun Jun 16, 2013 12:10 pm

Should I paint him more pin-ups?

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Re: [Newspaper] The Astral Review - Stormwind

Post by Eve on Sun Jun 16, 2013 1:13 pm

Yes.

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Re: [Newspaper] The Astral Review - Stormwind

Post by siegmund on Sun Jun 16, 2013 2:08 pm

Eve wrote:Yes.

((Also if one looks close enough to Adrielle i'll die of laughter at any possible reactions))

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Re: [Newspaper] The Astral Review - Stormwind

Post by Eve on Sun Jun 16, 2013 11:16 pm

siegmund wrote:
Eve wrote:Yes.

((Also if one looks close enough to Adrielle i'll die of laughter at any possible reactions))



CANNOT UNSEE.

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Re: [Newspaper] The Astral Review - Stormwind

Post by Larnira on Mon Jun 17, 2013 7:46 am

OH my god. This reminds me of the times i used to write the Stormwind Times with a few others Very Happy Good luck!

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Re: [Newspaper] The Astral Review - Stormwind

Post by Coppersocket on Mon Jun 17, 2013 9:53 am

Good read, funny.

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Post by Marezzo on Mon Jun 17, 2013 10:29 am

Very cool! Very Happy

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Re: [Newspaper] The Astral Review - Stormwind

Post by Littlepip on Tue Jun 18, 2013 9:44 am

Haha! Laughed so hard on this, I place my hope that there is going to be another one soon enough. Very Happy

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Re: [Newspaper] The Astral Review - Stormwind

Post by Lavian on Tue Jun 18, 2013 3:30 pm

siegmund wrote:
Eve wrote:Yes.

((Also if one looks close enough to Adrielle i'll die of laughter at any possible reactions))

Translation: I want to see Adrielle as a pinup girl.

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Re: [Newspaper] The Astral Review - Stormwind

Post by siegmund on Tue Jun 18, 2013 3:52 pm

Lavian Dawson wrote:
siegmund wrote:
Eve wrote:Yes.

((Also if one looks close enough to Adrielle i'll die of laughter at any possible reactions))

Translation: I want to see Adrielle as a pinup girl.

Pretty much yeah.

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