Introducing: The Tuition to Orcish Gentlemanry

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Introducing: The Tuition to Orcish Gentlemanry

Post by Kozgugore Feraleye on Mon Apr 01, 2013 8:42 am



'Being a male is a matter of birth. Being an orc is a matter of age. But being a gentleman is a matter of choice.'
- Kraag the Wolfking
Introducing: The Tuition to Orcish Gentlemanry
Civilized orcs, young and old alike, of the Horde: A dying breed. Between the oppression of Garrosh Hellscream's rule and the increasing animosity within the Horde's very own ranks, it becomes increasingly difficult to find civilization in this world of barbarians, brutes, simpletons and ingrates. We, the Splendiferous Gentlemen Society of the Orc, strive to combat this growing problem.

In the Red Blade tribe, we do not just care about honour: We care about honour in style. It is just as easy for the next simpleton to defeat an enemy worthy of his stature, but it is only a true orcish gentleman who truly knows how to approach and subject his enemy with noble fashion and style. It is exactly that which we offer you, aspiring gentlemen all around Azeroth: A course in living the refined life, in true gentleman-like fashion. After all, anyone can be heroic from time to time. But a gentleman is something you have to be all the time.

'The object of warfare is not just to win. It is to fight like a gentleman, and win.'
- Kozgugore Feraleye
Why such a tuition is vital, you ask? Most orcs of our era are taught that being a true orc is to not care about your appearance or what you look like - which is preposterous! Henceforth, the Red Blade's young orcs shall grow up going with their fathers to their tailors and barbers, and they will learn from a very young age that being a true orc is in fact caring about how you look. Not from a shallow point of view, but because it matters. Moreover, courses shall be given on how to treat our females in a true ladylike manner, as befitting of any orcish dame. After all, a gentleman is not just the epitome of civilized orcish culture: He is a poet, a dreamer, a dapper fellow, always hopeful of romance and adventure.

'All I want is a gentleman. I'm sick to bloody death of all these uneducated peons and bastards.'
- Akesha Redblade
Do you desire a chance to stand among the best and finely educated? Your chance presents itself! Whether an orc of the tribe or otherwise, we offer you the chance to join the revolution of the Splendiferous Gentlemen Society of the Orc, and be taught to be polite, intelligent, witty, talented, modest, well dressed, well groomed, and culturally aware. It is all this, and more, that we strive to educate our orcs. Tuition fees are negotiable depending on varying terms and, in the event you may be a tramp, we may offer alternative payments in the form of manual labour (not excluding peonhood).

Do not squander the opportunity and sign up now! The Splendiferous Gentlemen Society of the Orc presents the Splendiferous Gentlemen Society of the Orc's tutorship, a guide through life for those things that deliver excellence and bliss. A bliss, whether that is in great bloodshed, in a Durotar razorwind, in comfy slippers, in silk robes, or a great cigar. It is everywhere and it is here at the Tuition to Orcish Gentlemanry!

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OH NOES WHY R ANIMALZ ON MUH FACEZ?!?!

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Re: Introducing: The Tuition to Orcish Gentlemanry

Post by Cid on Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:12 am

((Gwahahaha. Brilliant!)) Laughing

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Re: Introducing: The Tuition to Orcish Gentlemanry

Post by Krogon Devilstep on Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:23 am

Confucious Orc Say: "Orc without Top hat, no Orc at all"

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Re: Introducing: The Tuition to Orcish Gentlemanry

Post by Calisar on Mon Apr 01, 2013 10:44 am

Kozgugore Feraleye wrote: A bliss, whether that is in great bloodshed, in a Durotar razorwind, in comfy slippers, in silk robes, or a great cigar. It is everywhere and it is here at the Tuition to Orcish Gentlemanry!

/tips top hat, fair play to the best one today Wink

Please could Wulf draw Koz enjoying the above? ^^

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Re: Introducing: The Tuition to Orcish Gentlemanry

Post by Shaelyssa on Mon Apr 01, 2013 11:13 am

if only kulgar was still around :')

love this! imagining koz in a top hat and with a monocle made me laugh really hard haha

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Re: Introducing: The Tuition to Orcish Gentlemanry

Post by Fyffe on Mon Apr 01, 2013 12:27 pm

I love this too.

(Lord Rugdumph, anyone?)

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Re: Introducing: The Tuition to Orcish Gentlemanry

Post by Calisar on Mon Apr 01, 2013 1:24 pm

Rhannoch/Fyffe wrote:I love this too.

(Lord Rugdumph, anyone?)

Can you imagine the voice actors expression when he first read that script? xD

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Re: Introducing: The Tuition to Orcish Gentlemanry

Post by Kozgugore Feraleye on Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:20 pm

Any contribution, be they charitable of nature or otherwise, shall be gladly accepted in the Splendiferous Gentlemen Society of the Orc!

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Re: Introducing: The Tuition to Orcish Gentlemanry

Post by Fyffe on Mon Apr 01, 2013 5:07 pm

I'll bet he was stupid-fied, or bewildebeest...

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Re: Introducing: The Tuition to Orcish Gentlemanry

Post by Rargnasha on Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:36 pm

Who've been letting Karak near the mind control device again?!

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