[A-F] Cult of the Jade Sun

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[A-F] Cult of the Jade Sun

Post by Swan Emperor Arenfel on Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:30 am


Archmage Arenfel, aged and wise, had served his kingdoms faithfully since the day he learned to wield the arcane with a strong enough proficiency, since then he has joined the Kirin-Tor; enlisted as a battle-mage for Stormwind - and has taken many apprentices to foster.
Returning to the heart of the Alliance - the only point of true civilization in the vast sprawling landscape of Azeroth - Stormwind City, inhaling sharply at the sodomy and sin that had corrupted his fair mother-land. A dark realization came upon him as he walked the streets, long hours passing where his mind would piece together fragments of a plan to return the land to its former state of function and stability.

Fel. Fel was the answer, the tainted and forbidden power cast upon the universe by the Dark Titan's shadow. It came with great price,
oh how the Archmage felt a tinge of fear crawl up his spine like a spider made of frost. It felt right, however. So right, rebirth through Fel. Oh! How it all made sense! Through destruction, rebirth. He would break apart Stormwind, only Stormwind; that made it okay right?
Long hours passed again, even longer long hours - really long hours - so long. He decided... he would start his own cult; and transform!

He would call it "Cult of the Jade Sun", (after a long discussion with his advisors over any possible copyright claims that could be made by similar cults; they tried to avoid using "Dark", "Sphere", "Hand", or really any sort of shade; body part or object in their honourific) as Stormwind would burn when his goal was complete; transforming the great ball of fire that the Elves called "Belore" into a verdant super-weapon to crush Stormwind.

He'd fix it when he was done, of course.

Now, he was no longer Archmage Arenfel; but rather... Archmage-Archdemon-ArchArenfel-ArchSerpentine.


What do we do?
The Cult of the Jade Sun is a non-profit organization of chaotic-true-evil-sociopath-evil-demon-associates, that intends to bring about a social and political revolution in the city of Stormwind by altering the chemical makeup of the Sun; and turning it into a Burning Legion super-weapon. Originally, we intended to construct our own super weapon - but the great Titan "Leorge Gucas" threatened to annihilate us.

What are the requirements for my eternal devotion to your glorious cause?
1.You must be level 90.
2.You must have a clear grasp of satire, evil and be able to recite four Disney Villain songs at will. Bonus points for lesser known tracks.
3.You must be able to monologue for at least three paragraphs at any given time, as a handicap for our lesser foes; this is not optional.
4.You must have a sass level of at least 350; and a fashion sense that matches our -EVIL- aesthetic.
5.You must be able to say the title of each appropriate cultist leader, without slipping up.

Leaders of the Cult

Archmage-Archdemon-ArchArenfel-ArchSerpentine
- Master of the Arch, capable of summoning great burning archways of verdant flame at any given moment.
Thelozius the Felglutton
- A former Anchorite of the Naaruvaadian religion, Thelos grew irate at his inability to eat or taste pending his rise into undeath. In exchange for helping the Arch-Arch-Arch-Arch with his plans, he has been granted a new - functioning - body; to sate his gluttonous desires.
Rumour has it, small Gnomes are his favourite delicacy - cultists are yet to determine why.
Areyah Conover, the Manhunter
- Famed for her naval escapades, and not her military prowess, the esteemed miss Conover has joined the Jade Sun with a host of Succubi and Shivara at her disposal; the ultimate weapon against the perverse male populace of Stormwind City.
Drustai, THE IMPALED
- Impaled by a sword, nailed to a wall in the cultist HQ. Does nothing but remain impaled, sometimes gives lectures. In truth, her initiation ritual went horribly wrong and nobody has been able to figure out how to remove the sword; any cultist with the appropriate knowledge to remove swords from Draenic breast tissue would be greatly appreciated.
Feral, THE FIERCE
- A non-combat member of the Jade Sun, Feral hosts the common room and acts as a soft comforting dog-like creature that takes care of wounded cultists; morale is important - even for the clinically psychotic!

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Re: [A-F] Cult of the Jade Sun

Post by Drustai on Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:35 am

As my name is on the post, that means I support this. I love cults.

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Re: [A-F] Cult of the Jade Sun

Post by Thelos on Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:35 am

First proper cultist guild since the Dark Sphere.

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Re: [A-F] Cult of the Jade Sun

Post by Swan Emperor Arenfel on Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:36 am

Don't forget! Our first ritual is coming soon, which involves Alorah Starwhisper hosting a great sun-bathing event in order to prepare our bodies for the coming corruption of the sun.

Please don't sue.

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Re: [A-F] Cult of the Jade Sun

Post by Dréfurion on Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:37 am

I like this initiative. +1

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Re: [A-F] Cult of the Jade Sun

Post by Drustai on Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:39 am

Arenfel/Mikhael wrote:Don't forget! Our first ritual is coming soon, which involves Alorah Starwhisper hosting a great sun-bathing event in order to prepare our bodies for the coming corruption of the sun.

Please don't sue.

The culmination will be a great ritual orgy at Mjorga's Pleasure Palace.


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[A] RADM Areyah Conover - Missing in Action
[L] Saphra Emberstone - Felsworn
[H] Atsenkha - Former Kor'kron, Red Blade Tribesorc


"...in any bureaucratic organization there will be two kinds of people: those who work to further the actual goals of the organization, and those who work for the organization itself... In all cases, the second type of person will always gain control of the organization, and will always write the rules under which the organization functions."

—The Iron Law of Bureaucracy

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Re: [A-F] Cult of the Jade Sun

Post by Melnerag on Mon Apr 01, 2013 4:55 am

Read your skype, you idiot and add me to the list already >_>

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Re: [A-F] Cult of the Jade Sun

Post by Sohan on Mon Apr 01, 2013 5:00 am



Looking forward to seeing you guys in action. Twisted Evil

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Re: [A-F] Cult of the Jade Sun

Post by Gor'Thrak Frosthowl on Mon Apr 01, 2013 5:10 am

So many april fools, my poor head. Sad

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Re: [A-F] Cult of the Jade Sun

Post by Sullee Swiftspeech on Mon Apr 01, 2013 5:13 am

Gor'Thrak Frosthowl wrote:So many april fools, my poor head. Sad

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Re: [A-F] Cult of the Jade Sun

Post by Swan Emperor Arenfel on Mon Apr 01, 2013 5:17 am

I was born on April Fools day, this is my domain, weaklings.

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Re: [A-F] Cult of the Jade Sun

Post by Dréfurion on Mon Apr 01, 2013 5:25 am

Drustai wrote:
Arenfel/Mikhael wrote:Don't forget! Our first ritual is coming soon, which involves Alorah Starwhisper hosting a great sun-bathing event in order to prepare our bodies for the coming corruption of the sun.

Please don't sue.

The culmination will be a great ritual orgy at Mjorga's Pleasure Palace.


I am in.

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Re: [A-F] Cult of the Jade Sun

Post by Sorayah on Mon Apr 01, 2013 5:56 am

I always knew there was something to the "Fel" part in Arenfel's name.

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Re: [A-F] Cult of the Jade Sun

Post by Shaelyssa on Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:30 am

i want this to be real SO BAD :( rofl <3 happy bday miku!!!!!!!!!!!

also im slightly offended that mjorga isnt on the list what is this

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Re: [A-F] Cult of the Jade Sun

Post by Calisar on Mon Apr 01, 2013 11:09 am

Drustai, THE IMPALED
- Impaled by a sword, nailed to a wall in the cultist HQ. Does nothing but remain impaled, sometimes gives lectures. In truth, her initiation ritual went horribly wrong and nobody has been able to figure out how to remove the sword; any cultist with the appropriate knowledge to remove swords from Draenic breast tissue would be greatly appreciated.

Would be worth joining for the delightful decorating style at HQ! xD If only!

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Re: [A-F] Cult of the Jade Sun

Post by Thondalar Stormleaf on Sat Apr 06, 2013 6:11 pm

This amuses me to no end XD

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