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Important letter addressed to Braiden Mistmantle!

Post by Vaell on Mon Jan 14, 2013 6:29 am

To: Lord Minister Braiden Mistmantle,


I write to you with embarassment and anger. I ask for the House of Areyah Conover (or her personally) and the Stormwind Regiment's Lieutenant-Colonel Bismack Bronze to pay a hefty fine to my person. I have just been through the most physically painful weekend of my life and was brutally attacked by both of these individuals. An injured man, I walked into the Pig and Whistle to purchase myself a drink and to gain some fresh air from my healing slumber when I come across a group of drunk individuals - lead by Areyah Conover. After seating myself, Bismack Bronze lifted me from my chair - with a shoulder pressed against my wound and hauled me into a motorcycle driven by the drunk Minister Conover who proceeded to speed around the city (it is a miracle no pedestrians were killed!) and crash it into Crystal Lake where I almost drowned. This is a list of the anguish I have suffered over the weekend, including the actions by the drunken duo:

  • Mugged; my wand and coin purse stolen.
  • Beaten and sent unconcious.
  • A worm implanted into my brain which had to be expelled by the light, after sapping me of my mana.
  • A bullet through my knee.
  • A proximity shadow ward forcefully burnt from my neck via the light.
  • My legs gnawed at by shadow monstrosities.
  • Stabbed through the stomach with a magical blade.
  • Forcefully hurled into a side-cart of a motorcycle.
  • Crashed into a lake where I almost drowned - a swift resuscitation by a sober guard saved my life.


This is without mentioning the mental trauma I have endured from all of this. I wish for some justice to be taken against Areyah Conover and Bismack Bronze for their actions which almost lead to my death.

Anticipating your reply,

Minister Vaell Silvine


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Re: Important letter addressed to Braiden Mistmantle!

Post by Gor'Thrak Frosthowl on Mon Jan 14, 2013 6:38 am

It makes me feel all tingly inside to know all the inside trouble that the Alliance has.

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Re: Important letter addressed to Braiden Mistmantle!

Post by Grim on Mon Jan 14, 2013 6:44 am

It reads like the WoW version of a Monty Python sketch!

I hope things like this happen all the time in Stormwind.

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Re: Important letter addressed to Braiden Mistmantle!

Post by Shandrea/Nar'Gaya on Mon Jan 14, 2013 6:48 am

(( Hahahahahahahaahah best laugh I've had all week! (Yes, it's only monday still, but it counts!) Poor poor Vaell! xD You forgot to mention that he was accused of obscene perversities though. But I see how that pales in comparison. xd *cackles* ))

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Re: Important letter addressed to Braiden Mistmantle!

Post by Melnerag on Mon Jan 14, 2013 6:49 am

A worm implanted into my brain which had to be expelled by the light, after sapping me of my mana.

Noooooooooooo! My worm, you MURDERED it! You MONSTER.

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Re: Important letter addressed to Braiden Mistmantle!

Post by Nevarda on Mon Jan 14, 2013 6:52 am

Bismack Bronze lifted me from my chair - with a shoulder pressed against my wound and hauled me into a motorcycle driven by the drunk Minister Conover who proceeded to speed around the city (it is a miracle no pedestrians were killed!)

((LMAO, Just spat egg fried rice ALL over my screen... gold, pure gold))

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Re: Important letter addressed to Braiden Mistmantle!

Post by Celistra on Mon Jan 14, 2013 6:58 am

(( Here I thought I had a bad weekend, puts things in perspective Razz ))

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Post by erwtenpeller on Mon Jan 14, 2013 7:06 am

(( Sounds like a most excellent adventure. ))

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Re: Important letter addressed to Braiden Mistmantle!

Post by Samian/Bismack on Mon Jan 14, 2013 7:11 am

Spoiler:

afro

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Re: Important letter addressed to Braiden Mistmantle!

Post by Nevarda on Mon Jan 14, 2013 7:15 am

((Yes it is true... we all have a giggle in the office when a letter from Vaell comes through, we've named the snail and everything. Hurbut, I believe))

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Re: Important letter addressed to Braiden Mistmantle!

Post by Vaell on Mon Jan 14, 2013 7:30 am

(( It has been a tough weekend! ))

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Re: Important letter addressed to Braiden Mistmantle!

Post by Finnabhair on Mon Jan 14, 2013 8:04 am

(( That snail is absolutely genius. ))

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Re: Important letter addressed to Braiden Mistmantle!

Post by Drustai on Mon Jan 14, 2013 8:54 am

((... I hate you, Vaell.


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Re: Important letter addressed to Braiden Mistmantle!

Post by Rashka on Mon Jan 14, 2013 8:55 am

((Haha, good laugh I got there.. xD Poor Vaell, go kick some officers off their seats! Very Happy ))

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Re: Important letter addressed to Braiden Mistmantle!

Post by Melnerag on Mon Jan 14, 2013 8:56 am

((In some Alternate Universe, Sophyra receives a copy of the letter and laughs. Chaos rules.))

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Re: Important letter addressed to Braiden Mistmantle!

Post by Rmuffn on Mon Jan 14, 2013 9:03 am

((In an alternate universe Areyah would probably be the victim!))

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Re: Important letter addressed to Braiden Mistmantle!

Post by Drustai on Mon Jan 14, 2013 9:05 am

((She is the victim now. Vaell's bitching is going to fuck her over. <.<

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Re: Important letter addressed to Braiden Mistmantle!

Post by Krogon Devilstep on Mon Jan 14, 2013 9:11 am

Drustai wrote:((She is the victim now. Vaell's bitching is going to fuck her over. <.<

Cant do the time, Dont do the crime!

on a sidenote, that emblem is brilliant and wonderfully modest! want it added to the heraldry thread Vaell?

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Re: Important letter addressed to Braiden Mistmantle!

Post by Nevarda on Mon Jan 14, 2013 9:24 am

((I was enjoying Areyah as Minister For Defense too... Sad... oh well, get in the side car and bring the dogs too, mummy is driving now. *puts on 'Minister For Defense' gloves*))

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Re: Important letter addressed to Braiden Mistmantle!

Post by Rae Wulfgnar on Mon Jan 14, 2013 9:42 am

(Twice now the Disciples know of her drunkeness...*licks pen nib and adds to list.* Cool )

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Re: Important letter addressed to Braiden Mistmantle!

Post by Braiden on Mon Jan 14, 2013 10:01 am

((10/10, would read again.))

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