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[IC] An anarchist speaks

Post by Melnerag on Wed Dec 19, 2012 8:10 am

Somebody has taken the complaints against posters to heart. Instead, this individual is spreading small scraps of paper in Stormwind City that are carried by the wind and make their way virtually anywhere. Not even the King's bedroom is safe (unless the windows are closed). They all have a different signature, but the back of each paper is emblazoned with an ornate 'Z'

All undead, with the exception of my personal bedslave and assistant Nalera Derivere, must carry papers proving their membership of the Knights of the Ebon Blade (or other legal arrangements)
-The Monopolist of Justice
Good people, a new dawn is upon us! Armies could not stop the Black Hand, but now there is a New Hope, for I patrol Duskwood alone and all will be well. Hand's days are numbered!
-The Silver Looney
At least I am always around, unlike the absentee ministers.
-The Amarza
The crippling taxes you have been paying are NOT ENOUGH. The City Guard CANNOT protect you. Stay INDOORS AND BOLT YOUR DOOR. No you WILL NOT have your taxes reimbursed, they are needed to pay for the removal of all the posters in the city.
-Minister of Disability, Areyah Isilia Conover
Hundreds of thousands have died since the Third War began. We believe it is not enough, so we kill a person every day to give Death a hand.
-Black Hand
Citizens, do not panic! Crime-sprees you saw in the last thousand years were nothing but tricks by the City Guard to combat unemployment among the City Guard! You may not like our methods, but you can't argue with the results. Come visit me for your compensation if you feel tricked.
-Lieutenant-criminal Bronze
How do I get to Freelancers' Library?
-Directorless Siegmund Shadow
DEMONS WANTED! The Scarlet Crusade is reforming in Stormwind. Need Demons (Dreadlord preferred) to lead our organization. Auditions next tuesday.
-The Scarlet Crusade
You know what would be awesome? It would be awesome if I could make and present a petition against a minister without being accused of treason. Taking criticism well is clearly not one of the requirements of being on the Council!
-Eodan the Barbarian
Nobody in their right mind would ever accept the responsibility of power! What the fools call 'corruption' is in fact the only thing that makes power bearable. What point is there in having power if you can't abuse it even a little?
-Minister of Infernal Affairs
The King is the true master of crime. He demands gold, and has his men beat you up, throw you in a dark room and seize your property if you refuse to pay, and calls it 'Protection'. And you don't want to know what will happen if you don't show him proper respect!
-Gnomebeard, the True King of Stormwind
What better time to turn on warlocks and death knights who fight for the Alliance, what better opportunity to settle all internal grudges between people and governments than during the war for Alliance's very survival!
-Doltwind Council
I like wild, hairy women.
-Lord Humpy
I am married to a double-faced snake.
-Countess of Foxes
Neutrality is the political stance usually taken by those who want to stay in their little box and not have to deal with reality.
-Tirion Forhordeing
Assocracy is the form of government in which appointments and promotions are given to those most skilled with ass-licking. It is known that any sufficiently-advanced form of government inevitably results in assocracy.
-Senator Ironbutt
You have no say in the laws that protect you; you have no say in who gets to enforce them.
-Major Samwich
What use is honor if you are too dead to enjoy it?
-High Chumplain Valestrion
You are perfect, just the way you are. Don’t believe priests who tell you that you are an abomination unless you repent your sins and deny your desires. They are asking you to take a grater to your face.
-Jolly Anethion
Who gave Justice the right to hold any sway over us?
-Cunt Mistmantle
Believe the Light when it tells you that the Shadow is evil and lying, mistrust the Shadow when it tells you that it is not. The Light just told you to.
-Chlorite Thelos
Do we owe Death such strong allegiance, that those who snatch souls from Death's clutches are punished harsher than those who harm the living?
-Nohandmancer Drustai


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Re: [IC] An anarchist speaks

Post by Thelos on Wed Dec 19, 2012 8:16 am

****/5
(PS what's a chlorite?)

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Re: [IC] An anarchist speaks

Post by Melnerag on Wed Dec 19, 2012 8:18 am

Chlorite, in this case, refers to chlorine and especially its use in cleaning.

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Re: [IC] An anarchist speaks

Post by Skarain on Wed Dec 19, 2012 8:51 am

*The Disguised Skarain picks up one of the scraps of paper. "...nohandmancer?" Skarain perks an eyebrow, then snickers and shakes her head. Yet the smile fades soon and she is left pondering the meaning of the Z*

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Re: [IC] An anarchist speaks

Post by Zalissa on Wed Dec 19, 2012 8:59 am

Vinian Timmens the toddler is sat playing "Rat Cake" with a glass bottle and a corpse of a rat in the Dwarven District. One of the strips drift to his side, catching his attention. He immediately eats it and goes back to beating the rat with the bottle.

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Re: [IC] An anarchist speaks

Post by Melnerag on Wed Dec 19, 2012 9:13 am

Zalissa/Alorah wrote:Vinian Timmens the toddler is sat playing "Rat Cake" with a glass bottle and a corpse of a rat in the Dwarven District. One of the strips drift to his side, catching his attention. He immediately eats it and goes back to beating the rat with the bottle.

*Vinian Timmens now suffers from acute paint-poisoning. Whatever was used to draw that 'Z' is sure not child friendly!*

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Re: [IC] An anarchist speaks

Post by Seranita on Wed Dec 19, 2012 9:35 am

*monrena is laying in her bed in the stormwind cathedral medical wing when one of the slips float in threw the window.. she peers at the writing on it and the signature of thelos and mutters, she scrunches it up and tosses it into the bed side bin* "using thelos like that... *goes into rambles*

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Re: [IC] An anarchist speaks

Post by siegmund on Wed Dec 19, 2012 10:28 am

((Just died of laughter))

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Re: [IC] An anarchist speaks

Post by Zalissa on Wed Dec 19, 2012 11:31 am

Zalissa puts her hands on her hips, observing the quivering form of Vinian who's just thrown up for the third time. She spots a mottled piece of paper among the puke and picks it up, giving it a flick to shake off the excess vomit.

Nohandmancer... Drustai?! SHE'S PUT A PLAGUE ON MY SON! BURN TH' WITCH!

Zalissa proceeds to rush to the Cathedral with the puking Vinian leaving puddles of regurgitated milk on their trail.

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Re: [IC] An anarchist speaks

Post by Melnerag on Wed Dec 19, 2012 12:04 pm

(Two more papers posted. Yes, I intend to keep it up.)

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Re: [IC] An anarchist speaks

Post by Lexgrad on Wed Dec 19, 2012 1:16 pm

(("Do we owe Death such strong allegiance, that those who snatch souls from Death's clutches are punished harsher than those who harm the living?"

This so sounds like something Dru would say XD))

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Re: [IC] An anarchist speaks

Post by Samian/Bismack on Wed Dec 19, 2012 1:56 pm

You have no say in the laws that protect you; you have no say in who gets to enforce them.
-Major Samwich

*Bismack laughs heartily at this posts, infact he needs a few minutes to calm down.* "MAJOR SAMWICH IT SAYS! HA HA HA"

Bismack finally manages to recompose himself. "Right boys, find any fucker that is hanging or spreading these things and take them in for questioning."

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Re: [IC] An anarchist speaks

Post by Melnerag on Wed Dec 19, 2012 2:07 pm

Bismack's men report back, having found that the paper is left on roofs of tall buildings and left until the wind spreads it. They have confiscated several stacks that were yet to be blown across the city, but found no sign of the culprit. What are the new orders?


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Re: [IC] An anarchist speaks

Post by Guest on Wed Dec 19, 2012 2:09 pm

Samian laughing:



sorry for detail (we are even now hahalol)

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Post by Samian/Bismack on Wed Dec 19, 2012 3:54 pm

"Stash a couple of these posters for good meassure then burn the rest. I am sure this will BLOW OVER eventually."

Bismack laughs loudly at his own remark.

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Re: [IC] An anarchist speaks

Post by Rmuffn on Wed Dec 19, 2012 4:27 pm

Vangrel wrote:
Spoiler:
Samian laughing:



sorry for detail (we are even now hahalol)

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Re: [IC] An anarchist speaks

Post by Melnerag on Thu Dec 20, 2012 5:48 am

...and two more posted!

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Re: [IC] An anarchist speaks

Post by Guest on Thu Dec 20, 2012 5:55 am

You know you could quote Irondawn properly on that because chances are that it is something he would say about Stormwind.

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Re: [IC] An anarchist speaks

Post by Melnerag on Thu Dec 20, 2012 5:57 am

...if I did that, it would be [IC] A conformist speaks.

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Post by Melnerag on Sat Dec 22, 2012 6:17 am

and updated with two more.

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Re: [IC] An anarchist speaks

Post by Skarain on Sat Dec 22, 2012 6:21 am

I love this thread.

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Re: [IC] An anarchist speaks

Post by siegmund on Sat Dec 22, 2012 6:46 am

No one is safe! Quote all the people! *inserts meme*

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Re: [IC] An anarchist speaks

Post by Melnerag on Sun Dec 23, 2012 5:19 am

1 more added.

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Re: [IC] An anarchist speaks

Post by Shaelyssa on Sun Dec 23, 2012 7:08 am

hahahahahahhahaha omgomgomgomgogm this is too much i cant stop crying rofl

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Re: [IC] An anarchist speaks

Post by Melnerag on Mon Dec 24, 2012 7:04 am

..and one more!

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