Renzah Renzah's Ridiculously Revolutionary Rampaging Repository!

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Renzah Renzah's Ridiculously Revolutionary Rampaging Repository!

Post by Vaell on Sun Jul 01, 2012 6:11 pm

Play this whilst reading!
Spoiler:

Several posters are crudely placed over other people's ones, covering them up. On one is the below drawing.

(Credit for the drawing goes to Wulfgnar!)
...Whilst others are host to the following text...
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Sales! Sales? SALES!


You want it? I got it! And if I don't got it, I'll get it! Because if you're not happy, I'm not happy. Anything you need. A slug invasion? I've got the means to stop it! Any gadget you can think of! War getting you down? Kobolds stole your monocle? I've got the means to your happiness! I'm practically -GIVING- -IT- -AWAY- at...

Renzah Renzah's Ridiculously Revolutionary Rampaging Repository!

In full cooperation and guidance under the protection and wise judgement of the Forlorn Cartel

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Err, what?
Renzah is my new Gilnean Salesman character. Upon freedom from Gilneas' restraints, he found his passion for selling and now resides in your local neighbourhood!

What can I buy?
Don't expect Frostmourne. He has got Gadgets, potions and everything out of the ordinary. He is there to provide you with stuff you won't find in your usual store!

I have some GHI items I want sold, can I cut a deal?
Reselling is Renzah's speciality! If you have created an item that doesn't belong on the shelf of your standard store, come and cut a deal with Renzah to have it sold loud and proud on the streets of Stormwind.


/w in game to find out more!


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Post by Ralegh on Sun Jul 01, 2012 6:30 pm

I love it...

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Post by Tollir on Sun Jul 01, 2012 6:39 pm

Do want.

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Post by Azmariel on Sun Jul 01, 2012 7:18 pm

The music gave it that "CrazySalesmanPerson" feeling.

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Post by Gogol on Mon Jul 02, 2012 4:32 am

I love Monkey Island.
Must seek you out.

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Post by Helmheid on Mon Jul 02, 2012 6:05 am

I be damned, how dare you steal Silent Sun's customers??? This is war! Expect to be brainwashed by our representatives at the next possible occasion.

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Post by Jeanpierre on Mon Jul 02, 2012 6:29 am

Will your character also be selling all kinds of broken gimmicks? Like an invisibility potion! Guaranteed to work for 99%.
The 1% that remains visible... ooops.. Better hope that's not something you don't mind sharing with the world.

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Post by Vaell on Mon Jul 02, 2012 6:35 am

I'll put it down on the list! I think he has about 5 types of potions atm; from Love Potions (Which increases ones blood flow in a certain area) to Perfect Voice Potions (Guaranteed to give you a lovely singing voice by simply numbing your vocal cords)

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Post by Jeanpierre on Mon Jul 02, 2012 7:16 am

Definitely need to include the Gnomishly engineered flowers of amazement delight, ideal to amaze the woman you try to court with only a 10% explosion chance!

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Post by Iriel Silversong on Mon Jul 02, 2012 4:15 pm

*claps* Amazingness!

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