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[IC] Excerpt of an erotic novel

Post by Morgeth on Wed Aug 10, 2011 1:08 pm

Circulating amongst the slums of Stormwind, and perhaps - not surpsisingly - its elite is an excerpt from an erotic novel.
The writer uses the psuedonym "Velvet Chase" and the title of the entire work is
"Geldur and the harlots - Oh, by the light".
At the back of the novel is an enticing promise of another soon to come. This one has been dubbed
"Fiddler in the booth; priests don't play nice".




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Re: [IC] Excerpt of an erotic novel

Post by Raelan on Wed Aug 10, 2011 1:47 pm

Roflwat.

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Re: [IC] Excerpt of an erotic novel

Post by Jeanpierre on Wed Aug 10, 2011 1:49 pm

((I lol'd hard!!))

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Re: [IC] Excerpt of an erotic novel

Post by Timna on Wed Aug 10, 2011 1:50 pm

(( At first I was like O_o
Then I XD!'d. ))

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Re: [IC] Excerpt of an erotic novel

Post by Aleric on Wed Aug 10, 2011 2:07 pm

((O_O ... :'D))

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Re: [IC] Excerpt of an erotic novel

Post by Geldar on Wed Aug 10, 2011 2:31 pm

((Morgeth decided to amuse me today by showing me this on MSN, I approve!))

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Re: [IC] Excerpt of an erotic novel

Post by Kil'drakor on Wed Aug 10, 2011 3:12 pm

This is epic.

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Re: [IC] Excerpt of an erotic novel

Post by Muzjhath on Wed Aug 10, 2011 3:19 pm

((This was... fantastic!))

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Re: [IC] Excerpt of an erotic novel

Post by Krogon Devilstep on Wed Aug 10, 2011 3:46 pm

Awesome! more more! xD

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Re: [IC] Excerpt of an erotic novel

Post by Shandrea/Nar'Gaya on Wed Aug 10, 2011 4:23 pm

*cackles* Sooo epic!!

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Re: [IC] Excerpt of an erotic novel

Post by Aleric on Wed Aug 10, 2011 6:20 pm

I bet "Fiddler in the booth" is about the priest Jack-Perry.

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Re: [IC] Excerpt of an erotic novel

Post by Mandui on Wed Aug 10, 2011 7:09 pm

rofl x'D

The description of Geldur in that one, especially at the end, soooo brought him in mind.

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Re: [IC] Excerpt of an erotic novel

Post by Valdar/Melan on Wed Aug 10, 2011 7:45 pm

Holy shit. This is awesome.

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Re: [IC] Excerpt of an erotic novel

Post by Morgeth on Thu Aug 11, 2011 12:36 am

Haha! Nice to see such a pleased response. Perhaps I should let my addicted gnome fashion more stories. Thanks to Geldar for being such a good sport about it.

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Re: [IC] Excerpt of an erotic novel

Post by Valerias on Thu Aug 11, 2011 10:15 am

I love you, Velvet Chase.

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Re: [IC] Excerpt of an erotic novel

Post by Galdrek on Fri Aug 12, 2011 2:40 am

Quite Epic indeed.

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Re: [IC] Excerpt of an erotic novel

Post by Sharyssa/Adenah on Fri Aug 12, 2011 7:37 am

I lol'ed, amazing xD so next one is about JP eh? ^^ don't stop this it's a nice change from all serious notes and posts here in the IC section ^^

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Re: [IC] Excerpt of an erotic novel

Post by Lavian on Fri Aug 12, 2011 9:18 am

(( People seem to automatically assume the followup will be about Jeanpierre... It may be about the priests of old, like Fortesgue! *rolls eyes* ))

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Re: [IC] Excerpt of an erotic novel

Post by Kristeas Sunbinder on Fri Aug 12, 2011 9:37 am

((Did Fortesgue fiddle?))

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Re: [IC] Excerpt of an erotic novel

Post by Quin on Fri Aug 12, 2011 10:35 am

HAHAHA

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Re: [IC] Excerpt of an erotic novel

Post by Morgeth on Tue Aug 23, 2011 4:25 pm

Gathering inspiration to continue on this. JP, I'm looking at you...


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Re: [IC] Excerpt of an erotic novel

Post by Cathee Piner on Tue Aug 23, 2011 4:32 pm

Oh god, some things a daughter is not supposed to know about their father!!!

Awsome read though, I giggled! bounce

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Re: [IC] Excerpt of an erotic novel

Post by Jeanpierre on Tue Aug 23, 2011 4:35 pm

Oh dear..

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Re: [IC] Excerpt of an erotic novel

Post by Dréfurion on Tue Aug 23, 2011 4:47 pm

I feel inspired to post "Krestias Sunblinder - a tale of losing innocense" now..

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Re: [IC] Excerpt of an erotic novel

Post by Shaelyssa on Tue Aug 23, 2011 6:39 pm

*waits for the Fiddler in the booth while buying more petroleum jelly*

I love you so much Morgeth

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